Wah, my pussy hurts!
Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Steve never comes to MD meets. I'm not going to another FFX meet.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!