Originally Posted by Crash

**Takes a deep breath**

Well, I'll need to call in all the dept people have to me (first and foremost)

I'll need to cut back spending on everything... Porn, movies, eating out, etc... (I used to spend $200/mo on porn alone... AND I WORK IN THE INDUSTRY!!! LOL)

Then I'll need to sell my 300zx (Yay... like that's going to be easy. )

I'll have to sell one of my pianos.

I'll get an advance from my boss.

And if all that isn't enough, I'll take on a side job milking goats and churning butter.