You'd be surprised how many people go to the ER with things shoved up their butts.
I used to work in the ER x-ray and we saw some weird stuff.
Scissors, flashlights, lightbulbs, toys etc.
The weirdest was an elderly man who came in with a plastic PEAR in his as$.
He wouldn't tell us why or how it got there, only that he wanted it gone.
Later his wife told us he has a history of putting things there.
I wanted to tell him EXIT ONLY! But he wasn't very friendly.
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