Someone actually asked me this at work today via email because they were bored..!!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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I was more bored, so I felt I had to answer his question LOL
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RE: your “Quick question….”
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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I believe this is proportional to the size of the woodchuck, and the hibernation cycle of the said wood chuck.
As the current season begins, the said woodchuck is just emerging and is now gathering food/energy, and is still not yet at full strength.
Until the woodchuck is at full strength the exact amount of wood the woodchuck can chuck is 2229299.3630573248407643312101911 tooth picks.
This is because a woodchuck can chuck a “cord of wood” which is 128 cubic feet (3.62 m3), equal to 7,000,000 tooth picks.
Due to the woodchucks current limitations on strength, and he is still buskin on the metro to get change so he may buy a Red Bull, he is only able to chuck a 1xcord(7M tooth picks)/Pie (3.14)
I hope this helps with your enquiry, if you need further assistance feel free to call our support desk or your Sales Rep, who will be more than willing to fill you with false hope, and tell you the current task of calculating the amount of wood that 17 woodchucks can chuck “is in Development.”
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