Originally Posted by Red__Zed

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Top ten rules for getting along on the370z.com
1: If you are hoping to successfully troll the forum, avoid the man for whom the Zed trolls. pssshhh I've seen red6spd stand up to him.
2: Nissan 370z is the best RWD car available. The M3 is the best bang for buck under 100k. Do not let this contradiction confuse you... failing to understand this paradox may result in amputation of your dominant hand, and in severe cases, a temporary ban from the forum. Nissan would be better if door quality was higher
3: Do not talk about the tea. If you were not there, just let it be. You need tea like I need more fat
4: If you are comparing a car that is faster than the Z, it is a "driver's race". Any car slower than the Z will "get dusted". If another car is demonstrated to be faster, cite the Z's "superior balance" point to mag times, and if they're unflattering to the Z, then criticize the mag
5: If someone on the board owns a car faster than a 370z, insult his/her manhood. not necessary. it's a given
6: If at all possible, avoid admitting you like the Z for any personal reason. Instead cite useless magazine numbers to prove the Z's superiority. If at all possible, compare blades' best quarter mile time to the worst possible time for the car to be compared. My car wins because it's prettier
7: Only buy a 370z if you are willing to compromise on interior quality. If you want quality inside, buy an EVO, however...performance will suffer. Miata Doors
8: Full bolt-ons for $2500 to net 19whp makes modding the Z great for bang-for-buck. $400 to add 50whp to a bimmer makes them "too-expensive to mod" Don't forget similar figures for upgrading Stangs and Rexes.
9: Laugh at cars with a Solid Rear Axle whenever possible. They still make cars with SRA? Are they horse drawn?

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