Originally Posted by Crash

Dunno if I'd let any girl paint my nails...
The only excuses you're allowed to make are:
1) She is SMOKING hot and said she wouldn't fuq you without first painting your nails
or
2) She beat you over the head with a golden elephant statue, knocking you out and dragged you off to a secret dungeon you didn't even know you had under your own house, torchered you, and finally painted your nails.

One of those aren't very likely the case.