Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Insurance Rep: Please tell me what happened.
Me: I was leaving for school this morning and saw that my car was completely destroyed.
Insurance Rep: Any idea of who might have done this?
Me: Not sure, but it did smell like redneck afterwards.
Insurance Rep: That bastard struck again. Let me guess, you had a 370Z and now you're thinking about getting a 5.0?
Me: Yes, how did you know?
Insurance Rep: Fukin Steve, we're gonna catch him one of these days.