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Old 07-31-2009, 03:16 AM   #107 (permalink)
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alright alright i got one for you guys... so there is a couple... they both live a a beautiful two story house.... so one day they where taking a bath at the same time... the man took a bath in the top floor and the woman was taking a quick shower on the bottom floor... the woman just got out of the shower then suddenly "ding dong"... she quickly wraps a towel around her body and hurrys to the door... she gets to the door and looks through the pep hole... its there neighbor... rick... she opens the door and says " hey rick!!!" rick sees the beautiful woman with only a towel around her body... and replys... you know if you just drop your towel right now all the way to the ground ill give you 500 dollars CASH... puzzled she thinks for the moment and says o what the hell... she drops it ands shows him her whole body naked... then she picks up the towel and rick gives her the cash like he promised... over joyed she then goes up stairs to keep her money... the husband comes out and says " o honey... who was that?!?" she replies "our neighbor rick" the woman having a devious smile.... the husband then replies "O GOOD did he give you the 500 bucks he owed me?!?
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