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Old 08-29-2011, 11:29 PM   #860 (permalink)
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A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
few drinks, gets in the mood but true to
his wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound
asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
He gets two aspirin and drops them into
her mouth.

Of course, she chokes but recovers and
asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"

He says, "Two aspirin".

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!

He says, "That's what I wanted to hear."
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