There's nothing useless about boobies.
I'm sure there are plenty of uses for boobies
1. Feeding babies
2. Giving "buther-faces" at least 1 redeeming quality
3. Have you ever seen a woman kiss one?
4. They give your hands something to do during sex
5. They give your penis something to do while she is on the rag
6. Wet t-shirt contests
7. Because you know your not interested in what she has to say
8. Have you ever bragged to your buddies about how small her boobies are?
9. Nobody wants to put a million bra factory workers out of a job
10. Have you ever seen a girl kiss one?
