Originally Posted by LT419

Springs went out today. Of course there's a chance the USPS plane carrying them gets caught in the hurricane and crashes in the ocean and only one person survives and holds onto the package as a way of maintaining his sanity while living off a nearby island until he finally decide to build a raft and get rescued by a passing ship only to return home to find that his wife has moved on and remarried but then remembers the package and delivers it to you years later.

Pretty small chance, though.