On the way home from running some errands all day long, I got pulled over by an officer on an empty freeway not too far from my house. I pulled over once I spotted the officer, stopped the engine and put the keys on top of the roof and waited for officer to catch up ... valuable time to think fast
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Officer# So do you know why I stopped you?
birdman with the dumbest French accident# Let me guess officer, my dumb a$$ was speeding right?
Officer# Yes you were, any reason why?
birdman# Well, I was trying to run away from hurricane Irene and grab some provisions.
Officer looking amuzed# Well you know it won't get here till tomorrow and that you are way too early ... Wait here!
Final tally, repair order for front tint, get front plate installed ... saving close to 1k worth of fines. This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off?
Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement 