Originally Posted by shadoquad

Look, lady, I didn't ask for this curse. The Lord and superior genetic instructions have carved me the face of an angel on the body of a Greek God. I can't go back to the shop with a receipt. I have to simply deal with it.

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Here's a consolation. You are hereby cordially invited to my birthday celebration next year. If you manage to make it to Maryland, you are free and welcome to attend and celebrate.