Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad
When you buy a car from Chuck Norris, it literally costs you an arm and a leg.
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Chuck Norris: What type of transmission are you looking for, prospective buyer?
Shadoquad: I'm looking for a manual transmission.
Chuck Norris: But you can't drive manual.
Shadoquad: Yes I can.
*Chuck Norris rips off shado's right arm and left leg*
Chuck Norris: Now you can't.