I bought a cobalt blue fabric marker from Michael's today and had an embarrassing moment in the parking lot. I was excited to try it, so I started doing the GPS cubby and shift boot right there in the parking lot. Of course, some guy in a Mercedes SL550 pulls up directly in front of me and sees me coloring part of my dash.
He walks by and gives me a thumbs up (I had put the marker away by this point). I rolled down the window and said I liked his car more.
Let this be a lesson. Don't color your dash in a parking lot.