Originally Posted by zmyride

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.