Today i was at a stop light minding my own business when suddenly a silver mitsubishi pulled up next to me... The light turned green and he floored it (it sounded like a sewing machine on crack). So i caught up soon enough, to get a look at the beautiful girl in the passenger seat, when he decides to floor it again. As they are pulling away and she is pointing and laughing, i drop it into second and pass them like they are standing still. The look on her face was priceless when it turned from pointing and laughing to the look someone would get when someone pissed in their cheerios... So i let off and he did the ''ricer fly by'' and no sooner did i let off i see blue lights fly by me and pull his *** over... and i just keep on going
