Well I know a number of you (myself included) have worked in the foodservice industry at one time or another (maybe still do). I would like to hear some good 'ol fashioned horror stories about sabatoge.
I was a waiter for a couple years and a bartender for a few years as well and I can HONESTLY say that I was an honest employee that never once sabatoged anyones food and always washed thoroughly after a restroom visit however...
I've also had friends like my buddy who worked in a bagle place where he decided to hop into the big water vat while it was heating up and decided to have himself a little impromptu bath time. Needless to say, all the bagels that went out that day were boiled up with his very own loving armpit care. Or my other buddy who worked at a Taco Bell and decided that just about every other day was a "hock a loogy" in your burrito day (especially if someone happened in that he didn't like). He assured me that if I have EVER eaten in a fast food place, I too was the lucky recipient of one of these special burgers, burritos, etc.
Anyway... do tell...