Alright I have two more links that are def kinda long reads. But I promise you they will make you laugh out loud. Both again are pretty old but every time I'm practically in tears.
First one in my opinion is great but not as funny.
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Might have to zoom in a little to be able to read comfortably.
This one no matter how many times I've read it, I always go away with my jaw hurting from laughing.
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This is an extremely long read but I promise it is worth it. Go through every page!