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Old 06-17-2011, 03:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by shadoquad View Post
Paraphrasing George Carlin...

"And I don't always wash my hands when I go to the bathroom, ok? You know when I wash my hands? When I get sh*t on them! Which happens, TOPS, 2-3 times a week."

Great bit, I love Carlin!

But yeah, I agree to some extent, I can't explain why I'm OCD about bathroom hand washing. I will go out and play paintball in the mud and give someone a big sweaty mudding handshake afterwards no problem.

I guess in the back of my mind, I feel sort of guilty touching my nether regions and then touching things others will touch also (doors, keyboards, people's hands, etc.).

Now if it's just me and I'm home, as long as I don't get sh*t on them I usually go without a hand wash afterwards (e.g. watching Football drinking beer and having to get up every commercial break to take a piss).
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