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Originally Posted by Lemers
If you don't pee on your hands there's no need to wash  |
I use hand sanitizer on my way to the bathroom. If your hand makes contact with a doorknob, then you touch your wang to piss, that means that everyone that has touched that doorknob before you has touched your wang. That makes you gay. Best case scenario it makes you bi, but more heavily tilted towards gay because only men have real jobs.
