Found this add on craigslist and was bored enough to inquire a little deeper...
http://orlando.craigslist.org/pet/2375534133.html
-----Original Message-----
From: Walter Cunningham <wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com>
To: comm-k5a8n-2375412547 <comm-k5a8n-2375412547@craigslist.org>
Sent: Wed, May 11, 2011 2:14 pm
Subject: Kittens
Hi,
I was interested in taking all five kittens off your hands. How much do you want for them?
Walter
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From: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
To:
wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 5:26 PM
Subject: Re: Kittens
why would you want all 5??..im in no rush to get rid of them,i am a foster home..
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-----Original Message-----
From: Walter Cunningham <wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com>
To: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
Sent: Wed, May 11, 2011 2:34 pm
Subject: Re: Kittens
Hi,
To be honest, I own a pet 9 foot male Burmese python and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him once every 4-5 days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take great care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
When would I be able to pick them up?
-Walter
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From: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
To:
wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 5:38 PM
Subject: Re: Kittens
omg **** off u are a low like who deserves to be put away for this ****!!!!!! do NOT contact me again or i will call the cops!!!!!
LET ME TAKE UR ****IN SNAKE AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!! HOW ABOUT THAT ONE!
*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*
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Ma'am, I highly doubt your dogs would be able to overcome the death grip of a fully grown adult male Burmese python.
I have attached a picture of Mr. Crackers for reference purposes. As you can see, he is a very leisurely, friendly family pet, no different from your dogs.
However, I would like to make you a proposition that may make this worth your time.
I am prepared to pay double your asking price for the kittens, as they are exactly what I am looking for.
-Walter
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NO Thats jus sick!
*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*
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Forgive me ma'am but I am slightly confused. I do not see the difference between feeding a pet snake a live animal and say, humans eating a cheeseburger. Someone killed that cow before you ate it. How about sushi? It's pretty close in comparison... raw meat. I just don't understand your reservation.
-Walter
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no feeding it live is just sick!!!!!!!!
*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh no, I completely agree! Live feedings are just unethical!
I always euthanize the animals prior to feeding. My preferred method of euthanasia is a slow gentile half hour in our deep freezer in the garage, that guarantees long lasting flavors for Mr Crackers. You can not disagree that we both only want the absolutely best for our beloved pets.
I have cash in hand. When would I be able to pick them up tonight? I can bring Mr. Crackers if you wish!
-Walter
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Seriously..u write me again i will ****in report u and call the cops since i have ur 1st and last name and email..keep ****in tryin me.
*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*
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Haha I was just kidding this whole time! Who actually has a 9 foot Burmese python as a pet anyway? That's just ridiculous! LOL
Seriously though, when can I pick up the kittens?
-Walter
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