i LOL'ed.
i use prima nero for interior plastics (50/50 dilluted with water), and for leathers griot's leather care spray and leather care.
Amazon.com: Prima Nero: Vinyl, Rubber & Plastic Dressing: Automotive
here's the leather care stuff i use... the leather care spray is a must-have for anyone with leather seats including their sofa's and coach bag collection (wife...
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quickly dries to a matte finish, smells good too.
Car Care, Detail Supplies, Garage Organization, Car Accessories - Griot's Garage 800-345-5789