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Originally Posted by bigaudiofanat
So a priest a minister and a Rabi are sitting in a bar. They start talking about the money from collection. The priest says here is what I do I draw a circle stand in the middle of it throw the money up whatever lands outside the circle I keep whatever lands inside I give to god. The minister says I do something simulator I draw a circle stand in the middle of it I throw the money up whatever lands inside the circle I keep whatever lands outside I give to god. The Rabi says I do something similar I stand up make a circle throw the money up whatever stays in the air I give to god whatever lands of the floor I keep.
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...I wouldn't tell this to my Jewish friends though.