Guy is at a bar and he keeps drinking and drinking and drinking. The bartender says your done I am cutting you off. He says I am not drunk at all goes to get up falls flat on his face. He gets up and says maybe I am a little drunk. Goes to take another step falls flat on his face. So he crawls to the door and gets up and opens the door falls flat on his face. He says okay I probably am drunk. So he crawls home gets home and there are stairs. So he gets up to go up them and goes to take a step and falls again. So he went to sleep at the bottom of the stairs. In the morning the wife wakes up and sees that he is not in bed and goes to the top of the stairs and yells down. I see that you were out drinking last night he looks up and says why do you say that. She replies the bar called you left your wheelchair there.
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