There's kid, and he goes to school 1 day and the teacher asks: what part of the body goes to heaven 1st?
Then this girl raises her hand, the teacher waits for her answer: the head, because it does a lot of thinking, so it goes to heaven first.
The teacher asks again: what part of the body goes to heaven first?
This boy raises his hand, the teacher waits for his response: the hands, because they do a lot of work, so they deserve to go to heaven first.
The teacher asks for the last time: what part of the body goes to heaven first?
Finally, the kid raises his hand and answers: the feet!
The teacher asks: why?
the kid: one night, I walked into my parents' bedroom and saw my mother's feet in the air, and she was screaming: OH GOD, OH GOD!!!!
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