I had my Z parked under the edge of a tree in the front yard.
Today was actually sunny for once. Should be nice, right?
When I came home from work today, I saw 4 large bird droppings on my car.
My brand new two week old car had 4 giant bird droppings on it!
It's like the birds couldn't help themselves. They just had to poop right on my Z! What is it with these damn birds?!?! Of all places, they scat my car like it was a target or something. There's plenty of other trees around, and yet these foul flying scum decided to perch in the tree near Z just to dirty it up!!!!
Someone give me a good recommendation on what to use to kill these birds! (No guns or bows please, I don't have a permit for those)
I don't have any professional washing materials, so I had to use a single bucket and a sponge.
The wash came out horrible, dry water spots all over after I finished, but at least I got rid of the incredibly embarassing bird fecal matter off my Z.
Now I want revenge on those annoying flying pests. There's too many of them.