Originally Posted by ZeeingAround

1. You sign his name and address to every gay club, magazine and newsletter you can find.
2. Find his email address and add the same.
3. Call his home from a local bar phone and ask for his wife and hang up.
4. Make sure you have a larger American Flag in your yard> Why because this 5 yr old mentality is the only thing this line worker understands. There is no reasoning with ****-for-brains.
5. Get a Fast Intentions Exhaust and remove the cats from your car. Point the back of your car at his house 8:00am Sunday as you leave for Church.
6. Tell him the Red Wings Suck San Jose Johnson.
7. Follow up on fixing up one of the old cars.
8. Have a block party without them.
9. Gut a deer out in the front yard when you know he is home.
10.Get a large fence and don't acknowledge his presence. Make sure the neighbors know the story first.

The more asswipes like that leaving the state, the better I feel, but I am sad he ended up as your neighbor.