1. You sign his name and address to every gay club, magazine and newsletter you can find.
2. Find his email address and add the same.
3. Call his home from a local bar phone and ask for his wife and hang up.
4. Make sure you have a larger American Flag in your yard> Why because this 5 yr old mentality is the only thing this line worker understands. There is no reasoning with ****-for-brains.
5. Get a Fast Intentions Exhaust and remove the cats from your car. Point the back of your car at his house 8:00am Sunday as you leave for Church.
6. Tell him the Red Wings Suck San Jose Johnson.
7. Follow up on fixing up one of the old cars.
8. Have a block party without them.
9. Gut a deer out in the front yard when you know he is home.
10.Get a large fence and don't acknowledge his presence. Make sure the neighbors know the story first.
The more asswipes like that leaving the state, the better I feel, but I am sad he ended up as your neighbor.
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Get some roosters for eggs and Bulls for milk . Then you will see that gender matters. Especially at milking time.
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