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Old 04-22-2011, 01:29 PM   #1165 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Husky Downs View Post
Chris - that shower analogy was friggin classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA! HA! HA!

I'm at work literally LOL'ing. HA! HA!

Enjoy this one...

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Originally Posted by Isamu View Post
i feel your pain as soon as my bed is paid off I get to send the eagle to GTM
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You actually pay for your bed??

br0, just do what I did...

Step 1. Stop paying.

Step 2. When halloween rolls around, go and buy a gallon jug of fake blood, and just pour it on the mattress, let it sink in and try to let it flow like it was from a stabbing or what not.

Step 3. Then take masking tape and trace out a body figure.

Step 4. Ignore all threats of repossesion.

Step 5. Make sure your wife isn't at home. When they send someone to show up and take it, take them to it and start to tear up... Show it to them the situation.

Step 6. Explain that your wife was raped and fatally stabbed on this very bed and its currently evidence in the case and can't be removed from the scene, unless they have a court order.
(Which of course they won't)

Step 7. Escort them out and tell them the bed is the only remnance you have of her, and hope they'll understand.

Step 8. Sit back and relax cause they will never come back.


WINNING.
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