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Old 04-22-2011, 01:16 PM   #1153 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by xdeslitx View Post
another life lesson from frost
When it comes to rape, you have two options, you have to kill her and put her in water, like a river or the ocean.

Or you have to make her thoroughly bathe. Like, you need one of those shower heads with the long hose, because you're going to need to wash out all the holes you fucked.

This is obviously so she doesn't run to the nearest hospital/police station and say "I've just been raped, but I've got a vag full of his baby gravy" where they would then collect a sample and run you through a DNA database.

While we like option B, because she gets to stay alive, having a shower available with a long-hosed shower head and powerful cleaners, that cannot be traced to you, simply may not be practical.
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