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Originally Posted by cow
Watch out for giant mechs.
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They're typically giant metal multicolored rainbow monsters that look eerily like a human. They typically have physically impossible, completely fantastic weapons like a rifle that shoots beams of concentrated energy and swords that are concentrated beams of light, like a lightsaber.
Also beware the frightening percentage of people with bad teeth (orthodonists there are basically celebrities; braces cost twice as much as in the states and they're hard to come by).
I would ask you to get something for me but I have no way of wiring the money over.
Enjoy Japan, I suppose... but mostly, thanks for serving our country! Specifically, thanks for keeping us able to poot around in our Z's while you're doing midnight watch...
