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Originally Posted by XwChriswX
LoL Normally I'd call her a hooker, but since you get it tax free, well played.  |
she is such a bitch tho... she has me give her a rub down last night, and got all butt nekid... so im thinking, yea, it's go time.. nope, shut down.. mother ****.. denied
so we meet up for lunch and she is like, and i was tellin her how she was grinding against me last night.. and that she should be glad that im a gentleman and didn't take advantage of her sleepy ***.. and t hen she says to me "omg, i was so unbelievably wet this morning"...so im like your such a ******* tease woman.. and she says, "so? lol"
Im like you need to stop dreaming about bobby flay ****..
she gets that cold serious look on her face and says, "you know, your such a jerk... I only dream about you papi."
I fvcking love my wife!! she = WIN!
